So now this is happening.

Do you think your ex still wants to be with you?
-Nope. Pretty sure he forgot I exist. He was long-distance, and when I was 14.

Has a boyfriend/​​​​​​​​​girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you?
-Nope I was never really in a serious relationship.

Let’s say you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
-It would be an adorable baby and both of his/her parents would love him/her. :)

Will this Friday be a good one?
-I work 2:30-8 on Friday, yesterday was my actual Friday.

When was the last time you completely broke down?
-I don't know but I can almost guarantee it was for no reason.

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
-Yep I doooo.

Are you nice to the people you dislike?
-I'm just tolerant of the people I dislike. They don't say anything to me, I don't say anything to them.

Do you have someone you can spill your heart out to?
-Yeah thank goodness for Tony.

What are you excited for?
-Seeing if this dudeski who is interested is gonna buy my dad's land or not...I'd love to move closer to where I work.

Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?
-"Holy fucking shit you do remember me...and how the hell did you find me?"

Is there a person that you would do absolutely anything and everything for?
-Probs my parentals.

Does sex mean love?
-Sure doesn't.

Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?
-During what? Sex? A telephone conversation? A face-to-face conversation? This is a very open-ended question...

What’s something you really want right now?
-Hmm my Boone's Farm; but I'm not done with my Straw-Ber-Ita yet.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
-Died because mother nature is a serious bitch.

What is your relationship status?
-Single don't touch me.

What did the last text in your inbox say? From Who.
-"I know I hate it :(" -from my sister referring to our current three-day rainstorm.

What was the longest time you’ve wasted on a certain person?
-I don't waste my time on people that don't deserve it, so.

Are you listening to music right now?
-No, my mom is watching Monster Chef and I have no clue why.

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
-Not really, I'm good.

What’s in your purse?
-Makeup, wallet, pipe, cigarettes, lighter, various other miscellaneous objects.

Is your name a common name?
-Yeah but it can be spelled a zillion different ways.

What is your favorite color out of these 5: Green, yellow, blue, pink, or red?
-I don't know, I like a lot of colors.

What are you doing tomorrow?
-No clue, probably nothing.

Whats the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?
-Looked at my phone to see what time it was.

Your ex taps you on the shoulder and says, “I still love you.” You say?
-"Lol you have absolutely no idea who I am at this point in my life."

You receive $500 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
-I'm sure the ganj and put some away.

Where will you be in an hour?
-Probably in this same exact spot; more than ready to watch AHS tonight.

What’s your relationship with the person you last texted?
-Strained at the moment. I've been ignoring a lot of her texts because she always just wants something.

Who do you hate?
-Nobody; hate is a huge waste of time.

Is anything bothering you right now?
-Yeah, I didn't notice the Boone's I was drinking is 7.5% alcohol instead of the standard 3.9% until just now.

What do you think about math?
-I frigging hate math. It confuses me and jumbles my brain.

Whats irritating you right now?
-The fact that I've got soooo much longer to wait until AHS.

How is your mood?
-EXCITED FOR AHS BRING IT OOONNN.

What time is it?
-8:27 p.m.

Where’s your phone?
-Next to me on the computer desk.

Who was your last text from?
-Weren't we over this previously?

Why did you last cry?
-For no reason, I imagine.

In the past week have you cried?
-Probably. Probably more than once.

Do you want to see somebody right now?
-Nah, I'm good. I just wanna see some AHS.

How tall would you prefer the person you’re dating be?
-Just taller than me. But it doesn't really matter, height really isn't a distinguishing factor in my point of interest.

What are your initials?
-KJD.

Do you call it sitting “criss-cross” or ” Indian-style”?
-Cross-legged, actually.

Who do you like?
-My frannnns.

How many people have you liked in the past 8 months?
-One that counted.

Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?
-Yeah.

Which is worse for you: being hot, or being cold?
-Hot.

How many cell phones have you had in your life?
-Way too many. I need to quit dropping them in water.

What’s your middle name?
-None of your b-i business.

Are you happy with the way things are going?
-Sometimes. I'm pretty moody idk.