The year is 20XX. Lucas is played at TAS levels of perfection. He is universally agreed to be the best character in the game. There are more no tiers, only tears from those who haven't switched to Lucas. There are downloadable mods to remove all the characters except for Lucas, as seeing the rest of the roster brings back too many painful memories. It is illegal in 57 countries to call Lucas 'mid af.' Using elite Lucas technology, researchers found a way to double jump cancel student debt, climate change, world hunger, and bad fundies.
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